The same guy who made the phenomenal Shamwow overdub is back on the prowl with his voiceover work and incorporating the timely hooker assaulting of Shamwow pitchman Vince Shlomi.
You know what would suck? Putting your genitals inside a Slapchop. I bet that would be pretty painful. Unless your genitals were made of steel. Then it’d be like, “What now Slapchop? Knew this robocock would come in handy at some point.” But was it worth the investment in adamantium penis technologies, particularly during a recession? Well, I guess that’s for you to decide.
Check out the creator’s YouTube channel to burn some minutes on this lazy Friday. Lord knows I’ve got nothing more interesting to post today. Would it kill someone to do something to shame themselves for my amusement, then email it to me? And also make fun of themselves so I don’t have to write? I think not.









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