A trip to the zoo

Posted by Chris Spags on February 5th, 2009 at 10:05 am

Via Married to the Sea is this funny little comic that warms the heart and the groin.

I don’t personally know any otters so I can’t speak for them as a whole, but I sincerely doubt that this otter’s intentions are pure of heart. This otter will con you in with sweet nothings and thoughtful gifts only to, after a couple months, ignore you, spend more time watching otter porn than making love to you, and forgetting your birthday but acting like it’s not a big deal. At least if he’s anything like the seal I dated. Clapping can’t buy you love, Harvey. Clapping can’t buy you love.

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