A gift to get someone you hate

Stupid.com is getting a lot of attention today for its new Stupid Gift Guide, chronicling the awful things that you can get people for Christmas (or Hanukkah for our friends who wear funny hats).

How awful of a friend or family member do you have to be to have received this Hillary Clinton nutcracker? Would you say you’d have to have had at least one violent outburst at them? Perhaps one that resulted in one of you having to go to the emergency room? Or perhaps you’d have to have left your friend or family member for dead?

Really, there’s no excuse to get someone you care about a gift that looks like it was rejected from Spencer Gifts or Dappy or Joe’s House of Plastic Vomit. If you hate someone that much, just punch them in the groin or give them the ol’ Sean Taylor special. At least that packs some sort of meaning.

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