A great way to get blow-up dolls

Posted by Chris Spags on December 5th, 2007 at 11:14 am

Some guy in Wisconsin was arrested for breaking into a sex shop and stealing some blow-up dolls. Pure class.

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A man accused of stealing several blow-up dolls from an adult novelty store says the burglary was a “drunken, stupid thing.”

A criminal complaint filed in Dane County says Jose Sandoval, 26, of DeForest, smashed through the front door at Naughty Novelties in Burke last month and stole a talking love doll with a $270 price tag, along with other dolls and items.

The complaint says Sandoval denied committing the burglary, then began to cry and led detectives to an abandoned semi behind a motel where the stolen items were recovered.

Well, if you’re going to break into a sex shop, why not steal the fanciest sex doll you can find? The main problem I have is that if you’re going to pick up a fancy doll like that, you don’t just take it back to an abandoned truck and sleep with it. A doll like that has to be wined and dined. You know, really treated like something special. Clearly this guy doesn’t know the first thing about how to make a Talking Love Doll happy. They’re not objects, Jose. Save that attitude for the real women.

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