AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH JESSICA SIMPSON

Posted by A. Isaac on January 26th, 2009 at 11:51 am

Thanks to our friends over at Sports Crackle Pop comes this pic of Jessica Simpson looking rather rotund.

It could be the mom jeans or maybe Tony Romo finally implanted his seed.

Either way, I’m not liking it. Give me back the Jessica Simpson from the Dukes of Hazzard.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.