Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is an inspiration

Posted by Douglas Charles on December 30th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

This Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace bitch is really something. Other than banging famous dudes and running around in skimpy (or no) clothes, what does she do to make her famous? Trick question! That is what she does to be famous! Gotcha!

This just goes to show all the young girls out there that no matter how untalented you are, even if you have kind of a butterface, if you have a great set of tits you can go far in this world. What does Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace do, I asked? She inspires, that’s what, and God bless her for that.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.