Alex Trebek is a souse

I’m certain this is one of those things that’s been on the Internet for an eternity, but I just saw it today so that pretty much makes it new again. Here’s outtakes of Alex Trebek, seemingly drunk, acting completely boorish.

I had a great idea for a game show but no one ever listened to me. It’d involve me as the host with three contestants. They’d have to compete against a young man with Down’s syndrome in a variety of trivia categories. But the real test of the game was not to get too cocky against the retard, otherwise he’d start jerking off his big worthless retard penis while staring you straight in the eyes and muttering. You’d be amazed how quickly people forget that Napoleon invaded France in 1812 when they have some guy with a Pete Rose haircut and a fat tongue staring at them and calling them mommy while awkwardly pawing at 9 inches of shame that serves no purpose other than to prove God’s sense of humor.

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