ALF because it's a slow day

Posted by Chris Spags on August 7th, 2008 at 4:26 pm

I’ve been saving this bad boy for a slow news day and there’s literally NOTHING to post. No news, no celeb crap, no sexy images that wouldn’t be completely gratuitous so screw it. Here’s another alternate TV intro, much like the DuckTales and Golden Girls ones seen here before, based on ALF. Might be slightly NWS (no nudity but some odd themes) for some of you but watch it if you can. It’s absolutely worth it.

And if anyone wants to do something entertaining or something to make news that’d be awesome. Perhaps ripping Jessica Biel’s top off or, I dunno, making some robot that breakdances and makes delicious ice cream would help. Just kicking ideas around here. I’m flexible as to what you do to make my job easier.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.