Cagefighters in drag beat up thugs

At least, that’s the impression you can take from this video from the UK in which some thugs try to attack two guys in drag, only to find out that the presumed-trannies were actually cagefighters. Guy-dressed-like-girl power!

Two thugs who attacked what they thought were a pair of transvestites picked on the wrong men – when their intended victims turned out to be cage fighters on a night out in fancy dress.

Bare-chested Gardener was caught on CCTV confronting one of the men in a pink wig, black skirt and boob tube – then seen swinging a punch, a court heard.

But the other cage fighter, wearing a sparkling black dress and matching long wig, sprang to his friend’s help, delivering two lightning-quick punches to the two stunned yobs.

The cage fighters were then seen teetering away in their high heels, stopping only to pick up a clutch bag they dropped during the melee.

Gardener and Fender were left dazed and seen staggering to their feet after their failed attack.

This is why people need to all learn just a bit more about tolerance. Just because a man likes to dress up like a lady doesn’t make him an easier victim. This is why I solely advocate punching old women in the sternum if you want to rob someone. But only if you’re sure they’re a woman! Can’t stress that enough.

That said, even if a guy is in a dress, you shouldn’t just assume he’s an easy target. These dudes look like 6’2 and 220…just because a guy has his penis tucked away into his rectum doesn’t mean that he can’t spin around and knock you in the face with a big meaty fist. It also doesn’t mean that he isn’t a good kisser. One can only hope you don’t learn both these lessons in the same night.

[Daily Mail]

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