Amber Heard has this thing all figured out

Posted by Douglas Charles on March 9th, 2009 at 8:00 am

No idea whether Amber Heard is any good as an actress, but what I do know is that she has this whole being famous for not really doing much other than having a hot bod and an attractive face thing down to a science. Think about it… According to Wiki, “She is perhaps best known for her role of Greta Matthews on the CW television show, Hidden Palms.” Now I don’t know about you, but what the f is Hidden Palms? Is it a description of me after watching her nude scene in The Informers or a TV show on cable? Anyway, what I am saying is that she knows where her bread is buttered…

More Amber Heard stuff that proves my point here and here.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.