Amber Heard is pretty

Posted by Douglas Charles on September 10th, 2008 at 1:00 pm

I guess Amber Heard was in some movie called Pineapple Express, because if it weren’t for that, I would never have heard of her. Get it? HEARD of her?! I crack me up.

amber heard fhm 2 Amber Heard is pretty

I lied, I actually did a post on her once. I didn’t know what she was famous for then either. And in case you need to know just WTF Pineapple Express is, click here.

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