America

Posted by Chris Spags on July 9th, 2009 at 9:41 am

In what might be the most salacious comments to ever come on Fox News, host Brian Kilmeade said something comparing Poland to America and…well, see for yourself.

Do you realize how completely fed up you have to be for Fox News to be like, “Whoaaaaaa there tiger, let’s slow down”? You pretty much have to do the verbal equivalent of heart-punching a baby. Even then, you could probably say the baby supported the stimulus bill and they’d understand.

Anyway, I can’t say I agree with his sentiments though. The beauty of America is in its diversity and willingness to say, do what you please. Unless you’re a man who wants to marry your partner of 25 years and you love each other and are more than equipped to spend the rest of your lives together contributing to society. Then, f you, weirdo! How dare you be so alarmingly unfreakish!

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