And the award for most awkward deposition question goes to…

Posted by Chris Spags on September 21st, 2009 at 9:41 am

Jeffrey Epstein is a disgraced money manager who allegedly ripped off clients and solicited handjobs from underaged girls. So he was questioned by opposing council and the questions veered to uncomfortable areas, like Epstein’s “egg-shaped penis.”

I don’t like how the judge stops the questioning. Why’s he defending ol’ Over Easy Penis? Whether the guy is innocent or not, he does at least seem douchey enough to justify a little uncomfortable, but understandable, questioning. You know what the expression is…sometimes to make an omelette, you have to break a few of this guy’s penis.

Anyway congrats on this guy and his schlong that looks like a snake who swallowed a softball. Sounds like a real treat.

[HuffPo]

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