And they say blondes are dumb

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

I like Russia a lot. Ever since they stopped being Communist and stuff, they churn out hot women and make for fun villains in movies. Here’s a combination of both of those new Russian hotnesses.

Women often say that I’m a misogynist, which I find unfair. There are certain things that men can do well which women just can’t and shouldn’t do. Including firing large guns, lifting heavy objects, fixing a car, giving handjobs, voting, running for office, and wearing pants.

Now that doesn’t mean that women can’t try. It’s adorable. Like trying to watch a kitten rip through your skin. It thinks it’s a big tiger, but it’s just a little cutie pie isn’t it? Yes it is. Yes it issss! That’s why whenever I see a woman trying to do something like that, I just scratch her under her chin and go, “Awww.” The sexual harassment suit says no, but the eyes say, “Yes yes.”

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