Angelina Jolie uses the Nintendo DS to stay fit?

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Angelina Jolie is universally regarded as the hottest girl alive. So prepare to find her even hotter when you learn that she’s playing Nintendo DS games like a 15 year-old Japanese schoolgirl.

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“The kids were convincing her that video games were more than just fun,” according to a source close to Angelina Jolie, 33. “They explained to her you can do anything from practice math to learn to read music and exercise.”

The source tells OK! that Angie’s eldest son Maddox, 7, was showing Angelina — who also has her hands full with Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, Shiloh, 2, and 4-month-old twins, Knox and Vivienne — the games for their Nintendo DS online when they discovered Let’s Pilates!.

“She tries to get in an hour of Pilates three times a week,” the source says.

“She’s picking it up pretty quickly and is already at the hardest setting!”

I wonder if Angelina’s kids always speak in advertising lingo. Maybe that’s how they learned English after coming from the Serengeti or Pluto or whatever, just watching mindless TV ads. I’m pretty sure Maddox’s first words were about how you only have to take 8 Valtrex pills a day to prevent future outbreaks and then you go out and live a normal life.

One can only hope that this leads to a scenario in which Angelina Jolie falls in love with Mario. It’s not entirely implausible…he’s a powerful man, he cares about other less fortunate peoples (as is evidenced by his aid to the people of Mushroom Kingdom). Sure, Angelina would have to ignore Mario’s tendencies towards exterminating entire races like the Goombas, but hey, you can’t love everything about a person right away.

[Via the new issue of OK Magazine]

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