Anne Frank pulls all the best tail

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

A photo of the crush Anne Frank talked about in the diary she kept in Nazi Germany times is going on display in a museum in Amsterdam. And away we go!

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A photograph of the boy with the “beautiful brown eyes” who Anne Frank recalled as her “one true love” in the diary she wrote whilst in hiding in the Nazi-occupied Netherlands is to go on display in Amsterdam.

The photo of Peter Schiff was donated to the Anne Frank museum by his former childhood friend Ernst Michaelis who realized after rereading Anne’s diary recently there were no known pictures of Schiff, a museum spokeswoman said on Tuesday.

They would collect each other from school and walk hand in hand through their local neighborhood.

“He had dark hair, beautiful brown eyes, ruddy cheeks and a nicely pointed nose. I was crazy about his smile, which made him look so boyish and mischievous.”

Sure he sounds and looks as absolutely dreamy as a 12 year-old in Nazi Germany can look. But he wasn’t quiiiiite pretty enough to stop Hitler, now was he Anne? Conversely, as I’ve been in existence, you know how many ethnic cleansings of Jewish people have taken place? Zero. So looks like your precious Peter Schiff can’t quite provide what I can, now can he little miss writergirl. Maybe you should choose your love interests more carefully next time.

Women of Israel, keep this in mind the next time I drunkenly slur “L’chaim” into your ear right before last call.

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