Apparently women are born not shutting up

Posted by Chris Spags on June 9th, 2009 at 11:13 am

This video accomplishes two things in that it’s adorable and extremely poignant. Check out this little baby girl and the resemblance to the special lady in your life (hopefully it’s not a physical resemblance).

If only she had emasculated her father or nagged him about taking out the trash or feigned a headache, then we could have pretty much proven that every female tendency is provided by nature instead of nurture.

I really hope that I don’t have a little girl when I finally have a child that I’m willing to publicly acknowledge. Not that there’s anything wrong with little girls, but they grow up so fast these days. I don’t think it’s far-fetched that within the next 10 years, seven year-olds will frequently be giving handjobs. But what’s the point of jerking off a seven year-old boy? Trust me, there isn’t much of one. Um, or so I heard. Yes. Heard.

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