Aspiring nun caught up in naked photo problems

I think we’ve all, at some point, thought about the damage we could do with nude photos of an ex girlfriend. And even though I could totally ruin someone’s life with nude photos, it might not be quite as out of character as this Italian dude who posted a topless photo of his nun-in-training ex.

Not the nun in question, but I feel like the photo has its charms

An Italian woman preparing to become a nun is suing her ex-boyfriend to have a topless photo of her removed from his Facebook page.

The 31-year-old woman, who is scheduled to take her vows at a Turin convent this fall, said the picture was taken three years ago at a Sicilian beach, ANSA reported Wednesday.

The lawsuit seeks to have the picture, labeled by the poster as a “topless nun,” removed from the social networking site.

ANSA said the picture has gathered a number of borderline lewd comments.

”If all nuns were like her, I’d become a priest,” one comment reads.

I don’t get that one. I’m guessing he’s making a joke, but why would a priest care about some slutty nun when he’s getting his dick wet in the mouths of loyal altar boys. You don’t need the 1967 Mustang when you’re only interested in a 2010 Kia.

This isn’t really that big of a deal though. People go to topless beaches all the time in Italy. The beaches are littered with half-naked hot chicks, hairy plumbers, and monkeys with organ grinders. Which is why Italy is pretty great; it’s got delicious foods and you could probably jerk off to anything at the beach. That monkey has very talented opposable thumbs.

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