Astronaut Jones has been on my mind

Posted by Chris Spags on May 28th, 2008 at 11:30 am

It came to my attention a couple days ago that, surprisingly, not everyone on Earth has seen Tracy Morgan’s Saturday Night Live character Astronaut Jones.

I like this because I feel like this is every black guy ever. In the history of anything. Even Thurgood Marshall thought like this, he just didn’t like saying it out loud. And this is also the main reason I never bring any girls to Harlem. That and my irrational fear of ethnic minorities. Perhaps both!

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.