Audrina Patridge is wearing the best shirt evar

A man HAD to design the shirt that Audrina Patridge is wearing in the photos below. The shirt is designed like two special little bags were made (much like my ever-so-soft and gentle hands) to hold and cup each perfectly formed breast.

Glad to see that Audrina’s boobs were as excited about wearing the shirt as I am about seeing them in it.

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