Awkward.

I often receive complaint emails over how I don’t feature enough shirtless young men on the site. Well, here’s one dancing/stripping to Britney Spears, then getting caught by his mom.

There aren’t a lot of things that are sure giveaways to your child being gay. Walking in on him blowing a guy named Julio may be one tell. Another would probably be this. I don’t think there’s ever been a male filming himself stripping in the shower who’s been straight. Not there’s anything wrong with that. Showering, I mean. I should probably do it more.

I have to say though that I’m not sure how I’d deal with this if I were a mom. Clearly my child is up to some shady things, but who knows? It might be making him money. And I’ll be damned if I save my child’s dignity when money is on the line.

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