Be Caleb Roy's friend!

Some people take Facebook as serious business, reading way too much into it. So one guy has a girlfriend who thinks he has entirely too many female friends on there and thus began Caleb Roy’s very funny plea to get more “dudes” on his Facebook page.

I need some dude’s. Dude’s with internet access. I don’t care if you’re straight, gay, bi, young, old, fat, thin, I don’t care. If you have a penis, I need you for a favor.

Here’s the deal: My girlfriend makes a fuss about how I’ve got more girl friends than I have guy friends. It is juvenile and stupid and it’s… basically it’s about Facebook. Having lightly checked she’s right, Whoop-dee-do. I have about 3:2 ratio girl to guy friends on facebook. (HOLY CRAP! BAD PERSON!). She worries about this. She thinks I need more guy friends. And I’ve asked her if she thinks I need more guy friends or if she just wants me to have less friends that are girls so that she doesn’t feel threatened all the time.

“I just think you could use more guy friends.”

Which is stupid. I have 400 million guy friends. The fact that I have 600 million girl friends is what’s getting her. Has nothing to do with how many guys, obviously, it has everything to do with how many girls.

She begs to differ though, so here’s what we’re going to do. You’re going to add me as a friend on facebook. www.facebook.com/calebroy
That’s me. Add me, and at least once a week for… what a month? Please make a comment on my wall about how awesome it is to be a guy and be friends. That’s it.

Example: “Whatssup Caleb! Just being my guy self here! Great to be your friend man!”

This chick monitors my facebook like hell on wheels because she’s paranoid as they get. I just want to even the ratio out, even if it’s meaningless, so that she can get off my back about it. I don’t even hardly talk to half those people anyway.

So hey, add me, like I said I really don’t care who you are, I’ll approve you. And I’ll tell you that you’re awesome too. And maybe… together we can win this war.

Please also send this to any penis-wielding friends that you might know and help a brother out.

Cheers-

_Caleb

Join me in adding Caleb as a friend right now because I think this is a cause we can all really get behind (and the wall posts are highly amusing). Mostly because it involves deceiving a controlling woman.

Don’t women understand that it’s pretty much impossible to get guy friends after college? Have you ever tried to make new guy friends with some random dude? It invariably ends with him thinking you’re gay and either trying to make out with you or attempting to beat you. And someone always ends up totally drenched in semen. Which of you gets drenched is totally dependent on how willing you are to make lemons into lemonade, I suppose.

[Craigslist, thanks Irfan for the tip!]

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