Bears + blond white girl never works out well

Via Dummcomics comes this comic about the interesting lives of little white blond girls and bears.

It may shock you to learn that I’m not a white blond girl. But for all the inherent advantages of being a white blond female like unfettered access to drinks, an inherent advantage in finding a mate, and a non-stop search crew if you go missing. But at the same time, you’re also way more attractive as a kidnapping victim, you’re probably half-a-retard, and bears will f your crap up. They’ve heard for decades about the awful things that white women do. It’d be like if you were Jewish and ran into Hitler in the grocery store. First you’d be like, “Why the f is Hitler buying Manischewitz?” and then you’d be like, “HEY HITLER, LET’S FIGHT.” Meanwhile Hitler would be all like, “Ach dein leiber,” and run out of the store because he’s just trying to live his life. So yeah, the point…ah yes, the point: blond girls are basically Nazis, so long as you’re a bear. Ask any bear, they’ll fill you in.

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