Bears

Via Nedroid Comics comes this story of the loving relationship between a bear and a little girl.

Anyone who read the Berenstain Bears as a child can tell you that bears are manipulative crapheads. Yeah, I’m onto your crap bears. You may act like a family and wear clothes and learn touching life lessons, but that doesn’t necessarily prevent you from crapting in the woods like a savage or, you know, eating me. So when you see a bear buying a pair of affordable jeans at Walmart, just know that though his Wranglers might imply that he’s safe to talk to, just think back to the Berenstain Bear books and remember that it’s all an elaborate ruse. Also that his life story is extremely dull and has religious undertones.

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