Beavers have no respect for anything
Chris Spags I’ve come to realize that most animals are assholes. Here’s a beaver that’s no exception. Some nerve.
Now I have a question that’s probably retarded. Do beavers actually eat the wood? Or do they just like gnashing their teeth on it? I can’t imagine that digesting wood is going to be enjoyable in any respect. It’s like the time I sat on a chair and it hurt me for days. I should have realized the chair has the side with the legs up, but foresight was never a strength of mine.
In related news, beavers f’ing suck. You know what else could build a dam while looking ugly? Hairy Teamsters. But you don’t see them featured in cartoons. Discrimination.
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