Beef jerky

Posted by Chris Spags on January 23rd, 2009 at 10:15 am

Via Explosm comes an important lesson about how to keep people from judging you.

I kind of enjoy beef jerky because I’m really manly and eating meat makes me feel like I’m stealing the lifeforce of a cow. Which makes me slightly more powerful and also more willing to just crap on the floor while I walk around. Unfortunately it hasn’t translated to people wanting to pay money to milk me, but I figure we’ll get there over time.

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