Being a squirrel is NUTTY

The source of this image says it’s a “breasfeeding fail” but I think it’s just that squirrels really know how to pleasure each other in their sleep. Either way, this squirrel is definitely doing something.

Well you know what they say, squirrels definitely love nuts! A ha a ha a ha. No but seriously though no matter how adorable is, putting a squirrel in your pants and allowing it to suckle on your testes is going to do nothing but ruin your white pants and require you getting a tetanus shot in a very delicate area. So unless you’ve had a lifelong fantasy of teabagging Secret Squirrel (not Morocco Mole though…his fez shows a life of hardship that even I wouldn’t want to add onto), you can probably just skip this one.

Unrelated, is this NSFW? What would your office say if they found out you were looking at photos of a squirrel sucking on another’s balls? I can’t imagine they’d fire you, but they’d definitely keep a close eye on you any time a Planters commercial came on while everyone’s gathered in the break room during lunch.

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