Being naked and violent isn't good for flying

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Ever since 9/11, TSA restrictions have been pretty stern; pretty much any indiscretion can get you tossed off a flight. Apparently Darius Chappille read a different version of the rules, because he thought getting naked and punching a female passenger in the face was a good idea.

nbc10 flasher Being naked and violent isn't good for flying

Authorities say a St. Louis-bound Southwest Airlines flight was forced to return to Oakland International Airport after a male passenger stripped, hit another passenger and fought with crew members.

Alameda County sheriff’s deputies say flight 947 returned Thursday morning after 21-year-old Darius Chappille of Oakland allegedly exposed himself to the female passenger sitting next to him and punched her in the face.

Lt. Howard Jacobs says flight attendants and other passengers then subdued Chappille, as he disrobed. He was apparently completely naked when sheriff’s deputies arrested him.

Chappille and the woman were taken to the hospital for minor injuries.

Not to state the obvious, but this guy is a real maniac. Not just because he stripped down and punched a woman in the face on an airplane, but because of one key thing missing from the story…nowhere in there does it mention the words “drunk,” “intoxicated,” or even “sleepy.” Because at least then you could blame something else. But when you’re doing all these things in your normal state of mind, you really don’t have an excuse. There is never really a time in which “pull out my wang and punch a lady” will seem like a good idea to a normal person. I mean, unless you’re wearing a Mexican wrestling mask. I, Chris, may not think it’s a good idea, but “El Wangador” Señor Punchero de Las Chicas has a reputation to uphold.

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