Being a gymnast is difficult

I’m not going to act like this is some hidden gem or anything; this is the top positioned video on the awesome Break.com right now. But it’s very early on a Monday and I’d like to jumpstart your day with a minimal amount of effort. What better way to do so than watch a phenomenal athlete (probably) seriously injure herself in a hilarious way?

You know, I never thought that gymnastics was easy. Not only do you have to miss periods if you’re a woman and, generally, make yourself into a roided-looking elf regardless of gender, but you’re apparently so superhuman that you can’t even hit a mat the size of an Olympic swimming pool. I guess I can relate. It’s like when I have sex with a woman and, no matter how many condoms I use, I inexplicably end up impregnating a woman. Granted, I don’t exactly “use condoms” or “pull out” and I like to have sex in ways that end up having my partner in a headstand. Oh and I like to spoon back in any semen that falls out. Look, I’m not saying all the preventative measures were taken but that’s no reason to hit me with another paternity suit after I refused to pay out the first one. It’s like, I get it, you’re pregnant, no need to be a bitch about it.

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