Best magic trick EVER

Posted by Chris Spags on May 14th, 2009 at 9:19 am

Magic is pretty cool to see in person, but I feel like it’s lost its luster lately. Nothing against Criss Angel, but when that’s pretty much the only known magic act around, you may need to reimagine your industry. But with stunning new acts like this, well, I’d say magic is BACK!

Truly amazing. You can kind of tell it’s fake if you look closely…her cervix totally had a mirror on it.

I definitely believe in real magic though and it’s always got evil powering it. I saw a man get hit by a car once and he really got hurt. As he lied there in the street, blood began to slowly trickle from his forehead. Some guy claiming to be a doctor came over and stopped the bleeding, so naturally I ran over and yelled at him, accusing him of practicing witchcraft. Anyway, after stomping on the accident victim’s head to organize the balance of things, he summoned some sort of uniformed guard who “arrested” me for “assault” and “disorderly ‘conduct.’” Stupid wizards and their evil deceptions.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.