Best President Obama headline yet

CNN.com was quick to pull this headline for some reason, though I’m not entirely sure why since my sense of humor is far too mature for sexual puns.

obamaballs 540x525 Best President Obama headline yet

I’d say that this raises the question, at least for me, of “Did Barack Obama get his Inaugural Balls jingled by Michelle last night?” I mean, they were both probably exhausted after running around for days and then literally running around all day yesterday, but I’d imagine that being with the most powerful man in the world in the White House bedroom for the first time ever would be something of an aphrodisiac. I’d like to imagine Michelle sucked it up and put on a gymnastics show, but in reality, she probably just gave him an exhausted handjob until he finished on her wrist, then they both just rolled over and her crusty feet were on his calf. The Obamas: So like us.

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