Betty White hates Sarah Palin, calls her a "crazy bitch"

Posted by Chris Spags on October 14th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

Ever wondered what at least one of the Golden Girls thinks about the upcoming election? Well, good news! Betty White has answered your prayers!

The last time I heard such salty language from a post-menopausal woman, it was Forcible Sodomy Night at the old folks’ home. Now why would there be Forcible Sodomy Night at an old folks’ home? Well, they canceled Bingo Night after the stock market tumbled; the home simply couldn’t afford to stock both bingo cards and balls with both letters and numbers on them. See US Government, these are the cutbacks real Americans have to make when you institute your crazy policies.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.