Bike cops
Chris Spags Via Player Vs. Player comes this tale of being a man taking on the establishment. The establishment on a girly little bike.
I get that a cop on a bike is still a cop but it’s a bit difficult to respect you when you have tassels blowing in the wind as you try to accost me. Unless you’re a stripper. In which case I still won’t respect you but I’ll probably masturbate to you, which is a sign of respect if you really think about it because hey I’ve only given probably 10 million women, 5 men, 760 animals, and one sexy toaster the privilege of being spank fodder. High praise.
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