Bikini'd harlots invade NYC

I got this sent to me as though this was something legitimate, but it’s just some viral marketing ploy for something (I’m guessing some vacation bullcrap). Anyway, whatever, it’s chicks in bikinis and the world is CRAWLING to Memorial Day so here you go!

Now if there’s a viral campaign involved here, make sure not to buy their product because they’re trying to f me by getting me to run this for free, knowing my penchant for laziness and desire to avoid research. In fact, if they’re trying to sell vacations, let’s go out of our way to fly dog crap into their vacation spots. That’ll show other people for being able to afford luxurious happiness.

Anyway I don’t think this was a good viral video idea. Did you see that dude in the middle getting so excited? I can’t imagine that a rape breaking out in the middle of your product placement could be a good thing. Unless you’re responsible for the marketing and execution of a media campaign for rape and rape-based initiatives. In which case, you sir, have done a bad job at public relations.

[thanks for the tip, elliott]

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