Blake Lively is on the cover of W Magazine

I always thought W Magazine was supposed to be somewhat classy but what do I know because they have Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively on the cover (unless she passes for classy with her performance on the show, which would confuse me quite a bit).

Does the fact that I’m doing this post just show that today it’s not only a slow time for news, but also a slow time for celebrity women doing attractive things? Yes. It does. I like Blake Lively though, even though the first paragraph above might indicate otherwise. She’s got kind of an old lady face for someone who’s in her early 20s, but she’s also got great boobs and she kind of looks like she’d be a little dirty, so that’s cool. Let’s be honest, if you put a great set of boobs on anything, I’d probably at least strongly consider posting it. You could put well-constructed implants into Hitler’s corpse, along with a steamy bedroom photoshoot and then Hitler’s corpse would be the newest Internet sensation.

Well I guess this is as good a time as any to admit that, yes, I’m in love with Hitler’s corpse. Sure, it began as a curiosity but sometimes love can bloom in even the most desolate soil.

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