Breast milk…you made my day-e-ay

Yeah I went with a Chappelle Show quote in the headline. So sue me. Anyway, researchers have found that breast-feeding can prevent ood allergiesf.

Research has determined a possible role for food allergy prevention strategies in high-risk children, including maternal food avoidance in pregnancy, breast-feeding, maternal food avoidance while breast-feeding, use of hypoallergenic formulas, delayed introduction of allergenic foods and probiotics, noted one expert.

“A review of 18 studies demonstrates a significant protective effect of exclusive breast-feeding for at least three months for children with high risk for atopy (genetic tendency to develop allergic diseases) against the development of atopic dermatitis and early childhood asthma-like symptoms,” Dr. Robert Wood, international health director for pediatric allergy and immunology at Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, said in a prepared statement.

Well imagine, if it’s so good for you in the first three months, it must be even better for you now as a 30 year-old man. So I advocate you now go up to a woman breast-feeding in public and shout, “HEY TOOTS, GIVE ME A LITTLE BIT OF THAT” and then shove the child aside and suckle away. Sure, some call that rape…I call it Prevention.

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