Bret Michaels is a bit clumsy

At last night’s 2009 Tony Awards, Bret Michaels was performing for some reason (about as logical as Julie Andrews performing at the aging rock stars with hair plugs convention). And he knocked himself out with a set piece. It’s even more fun than it sounds.

The best part is the whimsy with which he skips into smashing his face into the set. There’s a real Broadway quality to it, insomuch as he looked like a complete fairy while doing it. If nothing else, this is a stellar audition for him being Tinkerbell in the Broadway production of Peter Pan. Assuming Tinkerbell will be a drugged-looking balding older man with eyeliner. Which is probably how she’d look like in real life anyways. I mean have you seen midgets in real life? It’s not like they’re exactly setting the world on fire with their beauty. Unless you’ve got a thing for fingers that look like kielbasas in which case, well, your prostate is in for a treat.

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