Britney Spears is back

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

And not in the sense that she’s like living and doing music and whatever because frankly, who gives a f? She could be gargling words like she was Terri Schiavo but if she looked like this, I’d probably call it a triumphant return for all involved parties.

The clip above is from British TV show “X-Factor”, which is either about the amazing talents people have as performers or about the extra chromosome present in “special” children. Either way, Britney seemed to be a more-than-adequate choice.

I think it’s really inspiration how Britney Spears has gone from sexy jailbait to complete f’ing mess to perfectly acceptable piece of ass. It really all comes down to perseverance and a willingness to flash your vagina to willing paparazzi then cease flashing your vagina to willing paparazzi. That’s actually just one of the tenets of life (not to be confused with the “tenements of life”, which would be an appropriate name to call Britney’s diseased netherworld of a womb).

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