Brody Jenner’s mom is in a bikini

Brody Jenner has a mother and she’s got a fin’ tight body. I am not sure if it’s a side-effect of the Valium popping and an addiction to cocaine like most classy chicks, but I like to think she’s just natural beauty with a rock solid face that cares about her health enough to schedule four-hour workout sessions with her 20-something personal trainer who she’s f’ing and by personal trainer, I mean plastic surgeon. TAKE A LOOKSEE HERE…

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