So this is what Andy Roddick wants the get tied down to for the rest of his life through the insanity that is marriage, huh? I guess a guy could do worse than Brooklyn Decker…

Did you know the 21 year-old Decker was discovered in a shopping mall as a teenager? How come I can’t be discovered in a mall? I would look great in one of those totally heterosexual ads in those men’s magazines.




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