Bruce Lee plays ping pong with nunchucks

This is just a viral marketing campaign for Nokia in China and I believe it’s a digitally inserted Bruce Lee (if anyone has any clue, I’m curious to know), but it still looks pretty awesome.

All you really have to do is pretend that it’s a real clip. Kind of like when you stick your penis inside of your folded up pillow and have sex with it but pretend that it’s Audrina Patridge. It doesn’t matter that it’s real; it’s how it makes you feel.

Also don’t get me wrong, Bruce Lee and I aren’t pals or anything (it may shock you to learn that since he died like decades before I was born), but I wish he didn’t die. He seems like a cool dude. The kind of guy who maybe you couldn’t get a beer with, but if he were around today, he’d probably fight a bear with his bare hands for our amusement. And with the bears launching their offensive, we need to keep them in check any way we can.

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