Bulletproof left ear

Posted by Chris Spags on July 15th, 2009 at 10:22 am

Via Wondermark comes this comic about the perils of superpowers.

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How do you know when you have a superpower? I’d imagine you probably need someone to tell you. I’m pretty much a narcissist so I assume I must have one, but I don’t know which. I was hoping invisibility, but when I went into the women’s locker room, there was definitely yelling and pummeling. Then again, maybe I just lose invisibility when vigorously masturbating and licking my lips. These things are a delicate balance, for sure.

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