Bully gets beaten up

I know none of my readers can relate, but some of the weaker people out there often deal with meanspirited aggressors known as “bullies.” Pictured left is one such fellow; the classy shirtless gentleman dabbles in the bullying arts. And he got his ass beat for it.

Here’s the problem…if you’re going to be a bully, you really need to make sure that the kids are weaker to you. A situation like this pretty much undermines all the years of wedgies and harsh words.

Now that this young man has slayed the bully, it will only serve to make him stronger. Will this young man continue to use his powers for good, protecting the weak and dethroning those who claim power in illegitimate ways? Or will he fall victim to the bully mindset and continue where Shirtless Bully left off? So many storylines left to solve in…The Wacky Adventures of Shirtless White Trash Fighting over Fat Girls with Poorly Bleached Hair. Only on the CW.

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