Burglar breaks into store, has sex with mannequins

A burglar broke into a German store and had sweet sweet love with three mannequins on a display bed. Aroused? Read on.

DEPARTMENT store staff were left shocked after discovering a burglar tucked up in bed with some of their plastic female dummies.
Staff who opened the store in the morning found Metin Erzurum wrapped up in a window display bed with three mannequins.

The 37-year-old kinky burglar is being charged with burglary and criminal damage after admitting he attempted an orgy with the dummies.

But this isn’t the first time a thief has decided to get up close and personal with plastic models while robbing a store.

One German thief donned female clothing in a department store and stood in the window display to avoid being spotted and captured by police.

Unfortunately, a passer-by spotted the unshaven, life-like mannequin and reported him.

Call me crazy, but I think this guy might have problems. Not because he’s having sex with inanimate toasters…believe me, I’m the last person to judge anyone about that (there are armies of teddy bears with harassment suits to back that one up). But why a mannequin? They’re all hard and plasticky and soulless and don’t move in bed. You might as well be f’ing Teri Hatcher.

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