Buzz Aldrin will knock you out
This is pretty old but, hey, yesterday was the moon landing anniversary and I’ve never seen it so f you, enjoy it anyway. Apollo 11 astronaut Buzz Aldrin is confronted by a conspiracy theorist so he reacts logically, by slugging him in the face.
I think the moon landing happened, but I could see how you wouldn’t believe it. I mean they did this in the 60s but since then we’ve done, what exactly? Ooh we sent a robot to Mars, wow! There were more interesting space discoveries on Lost in Space and that show was fundamentally about an old man f’ing a kid while a robot ran around pretending it wasn’t happening. If they put together a space program in less than a decade, we should at least be colonizing on the moon by now. Not that it’d be so amazing. People live in/on rocks here on Earth too. They’re called terrorists, and their lifestyle seems less glamorous than their lice-ridden beards will lead you to believe.

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