Calvin hates logos
Chris Spags Via Rob and Elliot is this humorous spin on Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes fame and his made-up penchant for peeing on car logos on people’s window stickers.
I never understood the appeal of Calvin and Hobbes. It was cute sometimes but people act like it’s this amazing life-changing thing when it’s just about some retarded kid doing dumb crap with his stupid f’ing stuffed tiger long past the time where it’s okay to do crap with his stupid f’ing tiger. When you’re past like, 5, and you’re a boy, stuffed animals are good solely for humping and/or practicing wrestling moves on. It’s science. Look it up. Perhaps awkwardly practicing your making out with. as a teenager too. Then your parents walk in and walk out quietly, but they don’t understand. I love you Stuffed Snoopy I Got from Macy’s As a Present from that Aunt I Don’t Really Like and I always will.
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