Car vs water…who wins?

I’m pretty cynical with Internet videos, especially lately since I’m so comedied out like a prostitute seeing yet another set of male genitals. But I am easily impressed with needless destruction and this bulldozer dropping a bunch of water on a car entertained me quite a bit.

And here we’ve been, nurturing water and bottling it up like simpletons while all along water has secretly been plotting to destroy us all. In fact, it’s inside your body now just figuring out how to attack you most effectively. That’s why I only drink vodka. Well, that and to escape the pains of reality everyday. A little bit of both, really.

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