Celebrate Barack Obama's presidency with an orgy!

Posted by Chris Spags on January 20th, 2009 at 3:29 pm

Did you watch the Inauguration of Barack Obama today and feel like, “Gosh, this is a wonderful ceremony full of retarded f’ing hats and awesomeness, but it seems to be missing sweaty fat people having sex”? Well, have I got good news for you.

erosdayx 540x521 Celebrate Barack Obama's presidency with an orgy!

The Dr. Susan Block Institute has announced the 10th annual Eros Day Celebration will take place Jan. 24 at Dr. Suzy’s Speakeasy in downtown L.A.

Eros Day X will be an Orgy for Obama Inaugural Ball to honor the historic presidential inauguration of Barack Obama.

Featured sponsors of the event include The Broken Door L.A., PoleDanzer, Doc Johnson and Condomania, among others.

Wow, that’s pretty exciting. Nothing can get you more charged up for 4-8 years of exciting things like fixing the economy, decreasing our dependence on foreign oil, and legislation more than some pasty people leaving something that looks like spoiled yogurt on each others’ backs. Oddly enough, that’s how Dick Cheney celebrated leaving the White House, only instead of the sex, he just splashed cup fulls of the goods on people. And threw his back out while making them all, hence the wheelchair. Politics is hard.

You can see more about the orgy here.

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