Cheerleaders go to strip club, get coach fired

High school cheerleaders are tricky beasts. Sometimes they purposefully get their hot high school coach fired for posing nude in Playboy, other times they ask their coach to take them to a male strip club and get fired.

It was a field trip of sorts for high school cheerleaders — to a male strip club.

Lori Epperson has resigned from her teaching position in southwest Ohio.

A Butler Tech school district spokesman says Epperson took four girls to a strip club.

Epperson told school officials she had gotten permission from the parents of the 17- and 18-year-olds to bring them to Club Masque in Dayton.

She says the girls asked her to take them to the bar.

I should warn Ms. Epperson that the “The underaged girl was asking for it” defense rarely works, at least in my experiences.

Seriously though what is up with teenage cheerleaders these days? Did they all see Bring It On growing up and decide that it was an acceptable way for cheerleaders to conduct their business? Because it’s not, girls. It’s inappropriate for you to do things like this. Cheerleaders have a very high standard of excellence, primarily involving spelling out animal names rhythmically and getting deep dicked by a star high school quarterback who’s going to end up working at a Denny’s. All of these firings and strip clubs are really keeping you from becoming the best at those two main objectives. And if you don’t start really honing your craft there, you’re never going to be able to do both at the same time. Shameful.

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