Chimps love magic

Sure I just covered the magic of Japanese TV the other day with the game show Get the Girl Naked, but I think this show, presumably named Confuse the Chimp with Magic, which features a chimp being perplexed and amused by magic tricks, is equally deserving of a Japanese Emmy.

This is pretty fun to watch because the chimpanzee really seems to be enjoying himself. In fact, chimps tend to be pretty fun as a whole to own, since they have a certain childlike innocence and degree of whimsy to everything to do, clapping and hugging you after you do. But you know when chimps are less fun? When they decide to EAT YOUR FACE. And that bitch didn’t even do anything to torture the chimp, she gave him steak and wine and pills and he STILL decided it was a good idea to start gnawing away at human flesh. All I’m saying is that you never know which game of “Got Your Nose” is going to lead to you getting mauled, so maybe your chimp-focused remake of David Blaine’s Street Magic should be a little more fully thought out.

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